Cat scan at Aosta hospital: four suspects

Cats, it is known, have seven lives. But even more if, like the cat featured in this story, the owners are radiologists at the hospital and maybe even members of parliament. It happened in Aosta, at the regional Parini hospital, not in the dilapidated 'nosocomio' of Marina di Sopra, an imaginary town in the real Calabria of Cetto La Qualunque, the 'politician' of the Antonio Albanese saga who, in one of his delirious ravings of arrogant ignorance, goes so far as to defend his daughter's appointment as head physician: 'But who said that you need a degree to be a head physician?

The public prosecutor's office in the Vallée capital, reports the Ansa, has closed its investigation into the affair of the cat that - having fallen and been injured in January - had undergone a CT scan at the Parini regional hospital by its owner Gianluca Fanelli, an interventional radiologist and husband of the Lega League senator Nicoletta Spelgatti (sic!). Together with Massimiliano Natrella, head of Radiology, Giulia Sammaritani, radiology technician, daughter of regional councillor Paolo Sammaritani (also of the League), Fanelli is under investigation for misappropriation of money or movable property, abusive exercise of a profession, fraud against the State for unrelated stamping, and interruption of a public service. This accusation is also brought against another radiologist, the press agency points out.

The cat had fallen from the seventh floor in the last days of January, procuring a pneumothorax on the severity of which there are conflicting versions, which were the subject of the public prosecutor's investigation and the details of which were recounted in the newspapers in the weeks that followed.

Justice will go ahead and take its course. If politics wanted to follow in the footsteps of Cetto who founded the PdP, Partitu du pilu, it could adapt and found the PdPdG (Partutu du pilu du gattu).