Football in the time of interviews under the parasol. Juve against Real Madrid tomorrow
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Several years ago, long before the Smartphone and before coaches had invented the restart from the bottom with all the unbearable by-products we know (goalkeeper with big feet twitching like a puppet), football was still a relatively simple, almost banal thing.
Among these simple things there was one on which everyone agreed: that in the summer, before the retreats for the new championship, they would finally go on holiday. There were those who would go sandbagging on the Adriatic; those who, as refined and ruthless womanizers, would go to the Costa Smeralda or Ibiza; finally, there were those who would take advantage of the break to be away from everyone in some remote location where no one knew you and would ask you for an autograph.
And even the journalists, no longer knowing which saint to devote themselves to in the asphyxiating July heat (it was there then too, but without the news reports on the record heat with the thermometer stuck in the asphalt), had to ingenuity to find some cue to revive the interest of fans and readers.
A classic of the genre was the interview under the beach umbrella, which consisted of going to hassle some prominent footballer or coach/president who, with family or friends, sunbathed on a sunbed or boat deck so as not to be too close to ordinary mortals.
The purpose of these interviews was to snatch some headlines or some piquant revelations. Like: 'Watch out: this year we will come back stronger than before'. Or: 'The party is over, for the Scudetto we are in pole position'. The more incautious, stimulated by the interviewer's perfidy, would take away a few grains of sand, revealing that with that coach (perhaps a bald Romagnolo)... there had never been a feeling. That with Titius, on the other hand, everything had gone smoothly, while with Caius there was nothing for cats.



